Well Mrs Maria Miller
How I feel for you
Doesn’t politics just get sillier?
Your plight being so fair and true.
It’s mad you should pay penance,
If one would pause to think,
Why can MPs not claim expenses
On their Mother’s kitchen sink?
You are your parent’s carer
A point some fail to see!
After all, Joe Blogg’s disabled father
Does not deserve such costly fees!
What’s more, you clearly said ‘I’m sorry’
Was 30 seconds not enough?
Jesus, Mary, Joseph! Such Folly!
How dare they call you corrupt!
One could wish for more transparency
And politeness may’ve been nice
But being female makes up for arrogance
And forgives you any vice.
As for the threats from Mr Oliver,
Tory communications secretary,
I am so sure they prove to any paper
How right is the Leveson enquiry!